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Are you sure he is still alive? LOL It's kind of hard to tell by that picture...
Maybe if he combed his damn hair...I don't know. He's just a damn mess is all.
Good Lord. Are you sure that's not the Crypt Keeper? LOL! Ole boy looks like death warmed over, chewed up and spat out.
Lookin' good there Keith! LOL
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that's a great picture
Hi Malcolm -- Now I know our boy Keith looks a bit on the worn side, (BTW, I know you stopped by my TT and Manilow is 64 also!!) but he is also an avid book reader and collector of antique books. I almost flipped when I saw him on the cover of "Book Magazine"! And recently there was an article in a health magazine entitled "Why is Keith Richards Still Alive?" The reason medically is an amazing longevity gene (isn't his mom like 100 or something??), which I guess allowed him to beat himself up all these years and live to look as bad as he does! Well, he'll probably live to 100 like his mother, but he's gonna look like hell!!
Great TT!! and thanks for visiting!
Great. Now I'm going to have nightmares. Thanks a lot! I heard his former model/wife interviewed and she talked about how hard it is to be married to a man every woman wants. SHIVER! Patti, Honey, you don't have to worry about THIS Gal going after your man. (Thanks for visiting my TT)
good lord, he looks SCARY in that picture!
Judging from that picture, Keith's status as one of the living is seriously in jeopardy.
Jessica: Because I wasn't sure about him being alive myself, I did an extensive online search of medical records and coroner's reports.
Pjazzy: After reading your comments, I imagined Keith with his hair combed. If he ever wants to go out in public without being recognized, that's all he would probably have to do.
Lori: That's an insult to the Crypt Keeper, lol. I wouldn't mind seeing "Tales From the Crypt" again.
Holly: Keith Richards reminds me of something that Bugs Bunny said about Witch Hazel, "She may not be very pretty now, but she was somebody's baby once."
Mister Anchovy: I wonder if in some alternate universe, that picture of Keith is in an attic, while a youthful Keith never ages.
Lara Angelina: Thanks for stopping by. When I was looking for photos of Keith, I found one of his library at one of his houses. Unfortunately, Keith's mother died in April at the age of 91. It was said that Keith, her only child, kept a vigil by her bedside during her last days. I don't even want to imagine what he'll look like when he turns 100 (notice that I didn't say if he turns 100).
The Gal: Don't worry about the nightmares. They should subside after about 6 months or so... if you're lucky. Patti Hansen must have been doing a few lines with ole Keith if she thinks every woman wants him. Although I have no doubt he can still get his share of women, it restores my faith in human nature to know that there are plenty of females with discriminating tastes.
Janet: You know what's even scarier? I found a picture of Keith that looks even worse than the one I posted!
X. Dell: If they could have had Keith pose with his mouth opened while breathing on a mirror, that would have helped matters considerably.
One of the funniest things Dennis Leary said was that Keith Richards had used up all the drugs in the world and we would have to wait until he died to smoke his ashes.
Still I wonder what is keeping him going. He looks like an extra from a Pirates of the Carribean movie.
BTW hold old is Charlie Watts if Richards is 64? When the Stones sing "Start Me Up" they could be referring to their pacemakers.
Dane: I wonder if the reason Keith snorted the ashes of his dad because dad's drug usage. Hmm...
Charlie Watts is 66 years old. I remember that my girlfriend at the time used to call him "grandpa"... and this was around the time of the Stones' Steel Wheels tour in 1989!
By the way, nice "Pirates of the Caribbean" reference.
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