In the latest installment of "People Come Up With the Craziest Searches", I thought I would share some of the strange keyword combos that have led people to my blog over the past couple of months. Because I obviously remember the posts I have written, most of these keywords make perfect sense. Still, I am amazed at the number of people searching for nude pics of 60s sex kitten Joey Heatherton.
- stevie nicks on stage topless
- joey heatherton totally naked
- FLORENCE LARUE NUDE
- does lil richard have a boyfriend
- MARY J BLIGE GROWING PAINS THIGH BOOTS
- breakfast club trivia car andrew is dropped off in
- sugar gay hustler movie "closing credits"
- the afro is retro
- thailand insane laverne and shirley
- picket fences cow baby
- "hey love" "no my brother"
- "and my diet pill is wearing off"
- karate Kid - Sweep the leg clip
- joey heatherton nude pictures
- joey heatherton naked
11 comments:
I have search your site for three hours now, and I cannot find the topless Stevie Nicks, lol!!!
I've never done one of these "strange search" posts, because I don't really have that many sex-related queries other than "Jackie Kennedy nude," "Twilight Sex" (whatever the hell that means), "how to find the X-Spot," (didn't that used to be the G-Spot?), and "nude Harvard women."
Boring stuff, really.
Of course, by listing these here, you're going to get even more queries for those search items.
Rian: Thanks for stopping by. Aw, I should have told you where you can get to the Stevie Nicks pics from my blog. I have the link embedded in a post from Nov 13th. The page also contains pics of Toni Tenille and Anne Murray. Just kidding!
X. Dell: "Twilight Sex"... that's a new one for me too. If me listing those keywords gets me more visitors, I am all for it. Although they may not find what they are looking for, I hope that something on my blog catches their eye.
Question: Using blogger, how does one check to see what searches are used to find ones blog? I've always been curious.
Michael: I get my site stats info from Blog Patrol. It gives me info such as: # of daily visitors, the last 10 pages visited, top 10 pages visited, referral/keyword info, etc. If you are interested in signing up (it's free), you can visit them at:
http://www.blogpatrol.com/
Haha, those things always crack me up!
Happy Thursday :-)
Oh these are so much fun...I'll post some of mine tomorrow...
picket fences cow baby??? That's funny. My dad's nickname for my brother when he was being cranky was "cow baby"....
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Malcolm,
didn't i tell you that when i am at work, and don't have your blog bookmarked, that i just put in "does lil richard have a boyfriend" into the search engine?
~dawn
Frigga: Sometimes I read them and say, "What the hell?!"
Candy: As you said, these are fun. They also serve as a cheap way for me to do a post when I am either pressed for time or feeling uninspired. They are the blogging equivalent of a sitcom's "clip" show.
Holly: If I wasn't familiar with the Picket Fences episode, the keywords "Picket Fences cow baby" wouldn't make any sense to me either. There was an episode where cows were being used to help breed human babies. When I posted about "Picket Fences" coming to DVD last year, I mentioned that episode.
Dawn: I knew you entered something like that... only I thought you used Tab Hunter's name instead of Little Richard's.
#7 made me laugh so hard. I don't know why, but even just thinking about it...
And #6...as a Brat Pack fan, I really appreciate that one.
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